(Source: bcgold)
| Brother: | Auntie Anne's has a sun dried tomato and onion pretzel. |
| Me: | Yuck. Yuck yuck yuck. |
| Brother: | Very yuck. I'm eating all their free samples cause I forgot a lunch. |
| Me: | That has to be the saddest thing I've ever heard. |
| Brother: | I stole the basket while they weren't looking. |